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lampsarepeopletoo:

my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

What's your major in college?
Anonymous

morosity:

stress

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

earthlycreations:

Moraine Lake, Canada by Swapartment
wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google